Workout Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.