Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!