Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.