Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice