Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE