How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"