How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"