Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!