How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.