Crotch Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

German Guy Jokes More German Guy Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.