Crotch Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan