Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Infideli Jokes More Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.