Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Infideli Jokes More Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.