Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.