At the infideli counter.
Mind the GAAP.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Iran.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because the steaks are too high.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Traitor Joe's.
The pharmacy.
Infideli-tea.
