Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!