When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

European Jokes More European Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"