When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.