What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.