How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.