What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."