Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.