Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."