What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.