What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.