What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.