Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.