Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.