Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.