Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.