How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Urge Jokes More Urge Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Young Woman Jokes More Young Woman Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate