Necrophilia.
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The urge to crack open a cold one
The urge to pop a cold one.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Tuna Fey.
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
Define "light bulb".
A man with unfinnished buisness.
we're walking four abreast."
Depends on how thick you slice 'em.
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
Because they all live in de-nile...
He was in The Nile
The returner can catch a punt...
It won't be long now...
Close the door! I'm dressing!
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
