Urge Jokes

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Young Woman Jokes More Young Woman Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.