What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Breasts don't have eyes.

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Immigration.

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I'm a cashew!

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The urge to crack open a cold one

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.