The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Premature ejactulation.
Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis
A road hag.
It's ram a dam
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Nothing. She's fine.
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Cantaloupe...
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
The urge to pop a cold one.
The urge to crack open a cold one
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
