The urge to crack open a cold one
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
Define "light bulb".
Necrophilia
The urge to pop a cold one.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
