What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia