Necrophilia.
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Even if it is cold it's still good.
Necrophilia
The urge to crack open a cold one
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to pop a cold one.
Kim Jong Un has control over his country.
So you're the one!
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
All the pairs of floating eyes
None. It fell down the stairs.
He cracks up
Little Caeser's
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Define "light bulb".
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
They don't get better with age
Willie Nelson
A bird who steals !
Kids are their definition of a good time.
