How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist