How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What about you?

me: define "child"

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one