How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?