How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin