How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...