How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!