I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...
I don't know but they cantaloupe.
She's almost as smart as a man.
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
One
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
He's the one with a parachute on his back.
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
Remind them that high school is over.
Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!