How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.