Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!
Probably one but you can't generalise.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
