How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do