How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why do we need to die?

chickens

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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.