How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.