What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE