What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.