Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

boeing boeing boeing

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!