Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

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What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.