Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!