Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Does any of this really matter...
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
A bakery.
The pilot was a loaf of bread
He felt pain.
I just need some bread
I couldn't raise them
Right under the children's noses
The Boeing 757
The tarmac, you racist.
Not everyone's been in a 747.