Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

boeing boeing boeing

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Servant Jokes More Servant Jokes

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.