What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"