What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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That sounded a lot better in my head

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Geronimoo!"

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Please Get Out The Pool"

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