the guy likes his power chords too much.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
They have to use TWO hands.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Mortgage Freeman
Woah, the traffic is moving.
Matt
asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
Sir Charge
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Because he always called shotgun
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
iFap
deleted
Because he was Aminor
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
