Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.