Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?