Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.