They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He fiddled up a little kid.
Brusselsprouts
My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A pedrophile.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
Nice doing business with you!"
2016
They check the architexture.
With his EyePhone
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.
The pharmacy.
Traitor Joe's.
Free of charge, of course.
Nothing. They are free of charge!
He wouldn't turn in his essay
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Disney spells.
Immigrants
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
