They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He fiddled up a little kid.
Brusselsprouts
My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A pedrophile.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
Nice doing business with you!"
Why don't you fork off
About three inches
I don't know. I just build the fence.
in their sleevies
In his sleevies.
Disney movies can still touch children.
A babooooom!
He wanted to smoke a joint!
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
