How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.