What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.