What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.