Belong Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

Cat Holic Jokes More Cat Holic Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.