What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE