How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.