How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part