What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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Santa stops after three ho's.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!