What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible