Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.