How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy