How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.