Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.