Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.