Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.