Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream