What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.