What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.