What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins