How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.