How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.