What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.